Expecto Patronum

collegehumor:

Kiddie Tazer Toy

It’s the simplest way to be a bad parent.

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Merry Christmas Scantron

Dear Professor, this is what I think of your fina

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dahmersdiner:

theclearlydope:

Best Spring Break

a-coma:

I NOW KNOW.

wat.

Yep. Now it makes sense.

(Source: juilan)

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#00c828

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#f400cf

collegehumor:

Star Wars Dessert

Jabba the Huttcake.

collegehumor:

I Like Hores

One day, I hope to buy one for myself. Probably when I’m abroad in Europe. In a Red Light District.

collegehumor:

Parking Ticket Plea

The parking officer was nice enough to take this picture before writing the forth ticket.